Here is the knife from my back...

So if I had enough vindictiveness in me to actually tell this person how much she means to me, this is how it would go:
Dear Biatch,
Let me start with from the moment we met I have learned one thing from you. And that is how to completely 180 my personality in the exact same amount of time it take a hummingbird to flap its wings. Your constant negative mood, unknown characteristics and rude comments are enough to drive any man as far away from you as possible. I do not understand how you have ever been held, and I doubt you have ever been told you have been loved. If so it was a lie, I am almost sure of it. The fact that I have to pretend to be interested in what you say only makes me want to wretch more. I pray fro the day that you vanish from my life, whether it is you leaving or me. I hope for your sake and everyone else I know that it is you. I have tried countless times to find the brighter side of this interesting relationship and it is never anything I put more thought into than the seconds around you (except this rant). If I was a doctor I would prescribe you one thing.
Seven large 18 year old fresh from High school, looking to find a quickie. You need what I would call "Bang Therapy".
The sun does not revolve around you, you insecure, rude, insensitive........"C". It revolves around me. That is why people like me and draw to me, I make them feel good about them, no matter how many times the screw up or piss me off. I still accept them for them.
Because that is what matters.
M.e.

Favorite Quotes....from Movies

"Never underestimate the power of the Darkside."

"As long as the world keeps turning people are going to be dizzy and confused."

"I've got two guns, one for each of you."

"See ya later Fatty."

"60% of the time it works everytime."

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!!"

"Wanna see a magic trick?"

Changing Focus

So this is a Tribute to me and all the things that I kick butt in.
Now you don't need to agree with me, it is how I view things and the last time I checked the Earth revolved around me......not the Sun. ;) Here is the list of Why to be part of my Fan club:

I know more about Star Wars than you....unless you are Garrick.
I will beat you in any trivia game...hands down.
I know more about Television and Actors than you.
I have a better sense of Humor and can take jokes like water off a ducks back.
I can accomplish anything I attempt to complete.
I rock at Old Navy.
I can destroy you in Mario Kart......don't even attempt.
I can impersonate more characters than you could even imagine.
I hear music in my head that you have never heard in your life.
I ROCK.
oh yeah and you don't.